How to make a British guard laugh

well that’s not what I expected


(Source: videohall, via abstergo-entertainment)

Person: I like anime

Others: Ew, I bet you like to look at men having sex with little boys and wish you were Japanese. YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE, WATCH REAL CARTOONS.

Person: I like comic books

Others: I am so fucking sick of all these fake comic book fans, you have no idea what it's really like to be a fan, fuck off back to your weeaboo anime

Person: I like taking pictures, I'd like to be a photographer

Others: Fuck you hipsters, you're not a photographer just because you took a black and white picture of your coffee

Person: I like the opposite gender

Others: Wow you are such a homophobe

Person: I like the same gender

Others: That is so fucking gross, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

Person: I like drawing

Others: Draw me DRAW ME WHY CAN'T YOU DRAW ME? Jesus fuck I thought you said you could draw

baby: t- t-

parents: the baby's first words!

baby: t- thh- th-

parents: three??? thing???

baby: t- tha- tha-

baby: That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…

screaming histerically