okay yall we gonna need a scenario for that connor tentacle yea
okay, so imagine connor in the middle of a ship fight and there’s a storm then suddenlya huge wave goes over the ship, connor forgets to hold on and he’s washed out of the aquila.
suddenly a huge octopus comes out of the water and smashes some ships and grab connor with it alsoo knocking him unconscious.
when connor awakes he in a cave. he still has his gear and he finds a small opening to crawl out. but as soon as he starts to move a tentacle wraps around his leg and drags him deeper into the cave.
he starts yelling and he couldn’t move forward as a tentacle has its iron grip around his leg. AND THEN. ANOTHER TENTACLE AND ANOTHER. AND ANOTHER APPEARS. he’s surrounded. its the octopus and the tentacles rips his lower clothes off.
Person: What are your hobbies?
Me: Shipping two characters together and imagining them in different situations
"Hungarian football fans are loitering on the Ipswich Town Facebook page and replying to every single updated with the phrase “NO BAJNER, NO PARTY”. They will not rest until there is a party, they will not rest until there is Bajner."-